Rubber-Necking

I stopped at a local restaurant's lounge for a cocktail on my way home last night. At the other end of the bar were three obviously inebriated *ahem* gentlemen who argued about everything from the Cubs to the White Sox to the Bears to Nascar to Kung Fu. (Don't ask how they made that leap. I still haven't figured it out.)Except that one of them was so far in the bag that it came out "Tongue Fu.