Need some help please!

Today is my Birfday and I'm still really sick! Bleh. I'm coughing up gross stuff. *barf*
So what I need help with is I came up with a Creepy Carnival theme, for me and my friends to dress up when we go out dancing. I just have no idea what to do. So I'm going to list a few things and let you all suggest what you want to see me wear. :-) Just remember even basic carnival/circus characters will be made more creepy like. This should be interesting...

Ring Leader/Master
Lion Tamer
Bearded Lady
Creepy Clown
Gypsy Fortune Teller
Half man half woman
Siamese Twins
Two headed woman
Werewolf lady
Lobster girl

So this theme is obviously more towards the Freak Show Carnival thing than a typical family circus. I can't make myself shorter or taller so there are some things I obviously can't do. My friend Jennifer and I were saying we could be bearded lady Siamese twins! My friend Jeff then added we should wear school girl outfits too. OMG who wants to see school girls wearing full beards?! That will make the pervs at the club leave me alone! Ha!

If you have any suggestions that I haven't listed, feel free to let me know! Your input is really appreciated.

I'm going to get back to resting before I die.

~BLIX